Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
You wake up in the morning and you see an Ugly Dog next to you!
Hurry grab the knife and stab it! Oh shit your friend saw you kill his dog, --QUICK-- chase him!  
DAMN IT!
Now all your friends know what you did!! Go in the house and take your Dads Gun and Shoot them all!

Oh-Oh an Old Lady saw you commit murder! Hurry hijack a car and run over her!
Oh crap the Police saw you too!
Hurry up and Drive to the Airport, Buy a Ticket and Leave to New York!!

CRAP they delayed the Plane! Now you have to Hijack it!
-Use your Dads gun NOW to Kill the Pilots!!
Good now fly to New York--"Holy Shit" watch out jump off the Plane!!
Damn it dude, you made the Plane crash into a building! Now all of America is going to Hates you!

Ok-Ok You can handle this... go to the country side and hide! Drink a couple of Beers, Party and Relax, you should be off the radar for now, try to wait this off... (Next morning)

"You wake up..."
HOLY SHIT OF HOLY SHITS! You slept with Lady GaGa, Hurry get the knife!

--Great, now we gotta start this crap all over again...
  • Mood: Enjoying The Show
  • Listening to: birds fighting for dominance
  • Reading: A magazine... nd its not playboy its penthouse XD
  • Watching: my life... XD
  • Playing: umm.. i won't tell if you wont tell ;D
  • Eating: nuttin but im so hungry... I blame fat people
  • Drinking: well some one told me it was apple juice...
Add a Comment:
 
:icondoki-i:
Doki-i Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student General Artist
owo
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
=3="
Reply
:icondoki-i:
Doki-i Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student General Artist
idk what I just read xD..... *highfives*
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
what did you read? xDDD

:iconhi5plz:
Reply
:icondoki-i:
Doki-i Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student General Artist
your journalll xD
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
ooooh... wasn't it interesting? ;D
Reply
:icondoki-i:
Doki-i Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student General Artist
yush xD
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
hurp!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconrainycloudd:
RainyCloudd Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011
What in da world O_o im officially kind of scared of your imagination now ಠ_ಠ
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Student Digital Artist
My imaginations has no boundaries ಠ3ಠ
Reply
:iconladyrandomm13:
ladyrandomm13 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student
Bwahaha, what the hell XD
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
And All my Dreams Came True! :dummy:
Reply
:iconladyrandomm13:
ladyrandomm13 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student
Bwahaha, you are so silly XD
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I know.. btw, wheres my Celty? ;)
Reply
:iconkagarbett:
kagarbett Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
WTF! O.o you forgot the chainsaw! :chainsaw: you have issues my friend! XD
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Hey, at least they didn't blame me for the plane hitting the building accident... ;)
Reply
:iconkagarbett:
kagarbett Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
oh yeah you totally got away with it...><
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Yep :dummy:
Apparently, they blamed it on some Middle Eastern guy that looked like a dirty Santa :meow:
but shhhhhhh, don't tell no one :P
Reply
:iconkagarbett:
kagarbett Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
o...kay...it will be our little secret only me...and the entire world will know >< :la:
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! **Runs to North Korea** again...:paranoid:
Reply
:iconkagarbett:
kagarbett Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
>< send me a postcode! :squee:
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Student Digital Artist
will do =P
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconseaworm:
Seaworm Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
This is hilarious :')
I think I'd use the knife on myself if I slept with Lady Gaga, though.
.. After I've used it on Lady Gaga.


Also..
:icongrammarnaziplz: It's plane, not plain.
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Haha thanks.. but that's because it was written a year ago.. My Grammar sucks either way :P
but I fixed it.
Reply
:icondarkxatomess:
darkxatomess Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011
o_O are you okay dear? -patpat-
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Sure I am.... You Didn't see anything right..? RIIIIGHT???? ಠ_ಠ
Reply
:icondarkxatomess:
darkxatomess Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011
Nooooo... nope, HEY COME GIVE ME SOME COMMENTS, I JUST UPLOADED SUMMAT! I dunt care if you don't know what it is, but I waaaaaaaaant dem... da comments.... yesss....
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Already on it :meow:
Reply
:iconrockboci:
RockBoci Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011
xD It's really refreshing to read this after school!! :rofl:
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Haha Good... because theirs a huge story after this ;D
Reply
:iconrockboci:
RockBoci Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
I hope then You dragged Gaga's body next to a river and throw into it! :D
Reply
:icontheuncoolbutweirdone:
TheUnCoolButWeirdOne Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What the hell? =D
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:icontrollfaceplz: Problem?
Reply
:icontheuncoolbutweirdone:
TheUnCoolButWeirdOne Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha! Lol
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Is that a yes or no?

btw, miku is awesome :P
Reply
:icontheuncoolbutweirdone:
TheUnCoolButWeirdOne Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, i think...

I know! Miku is just epic!
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
;P

haha indeed she is... but her sister is evil :P
Reply
:icontheuncoolbutweirdone:
TheUnCoolButWeirdOne Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:

Who is her sister? All I can think of is Zatsune....
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
[link] ;)
Have fun watching my friend. =)
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconaltiuso83:
altiusO83 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
Haha, WHAT IS THIS.
Reply
:iconcenturyking:
CenturyKing Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010  Student Digital Artist
hahaha exactly!

Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×

More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
September 10, 2010
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
190
Favourites
2 (who?)
Comments
48
×