You wake up in the morning and you see an Ugly Dog next to you!
Hurry grab the knife and stab it! Oh shit your friend saw you kill his dog, --QUICK-- chase him!
Now all your friends know what you did!! Go in the house and take your Dads Gun and Shoot them all!
Oh-Oh an Old Lady saw you commit murder! Hurry hijack a car and run over her!
Oh crap the Police saw you too!
Hurry up and Drive to the Airport, Buy a Ticket and Leave to New York!!
CRAP they delayed the Plane! Now you have to Hijack it!
-Use your Dads gun NOW to Kill the Pilots!!
Good now fly to New York--"Holy Shit" watch out jump off the Plane!!
Damn it dude, you made the Plane crash into a building! Now all of America is going to Hates you!
Ok-Ok You can handle this... go to the country side and hide! Drink a couple of Beers, Party and Relax, you should be off the radar for now, try to wait this off... (Next morning)
"You wake up..."
HOLY SHIT OF HOLY SHITS! You slept with Lady GaGa, Hurry get the knife!
--Great, now we gotta start this crap all over again...